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No! Of course my cramps don't hurt! It's just my body

No! Of course my cramps don't hurt!
It's just my body laying FREAKING EGG and if it doesn't get used my body will rips down the walls inside me
No big deal.

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posted February 13, 2013 at 4:58pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, girl, periods, sassiegirl, cramps

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