Moons Quote #6840020
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i bet the reason there's only 1 moon is because if there

                       
                      i bet the reason there's only 1 moon is because if there were 2 moons then it ould look like bo'obs were
                              floating in the sky and everyone would be too ho'rny to live and all the humans would just die
 
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Fading.From.Reality* 1 decade ago
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or two butt cheeks and then they would be mooning xD
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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http://i.imgur.com/yWUFN.gif
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Fading.From.Reality* 1 decade ago
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aww, I love old spice adverts!! 'OH MA GAWD, MY MIND EXPLODED!' Ahaha :)xx
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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LOOK AT YOUR MAN
NOW LOOK AT ME
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Fading.From.Reality* 1 decade ago
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LOOK I'M ON A HORSE, AND WHAT ARE THESE? OH THE TICKETS FOR THE THING YOU WANTED TO GO TO ;)
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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LOOK AGAIN
THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS
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Fading.From.Reality* 1 decade ago
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NOW LOOK AT YOUR MAN, NOW LOOK BACK. DID YOU REALISE I WAS RIDING THE HORSE BACKWARDS?! Pahahahahaha, I feel we have made a friendship with our breath taking conversation ;)
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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LOOK DOWN
BACK UP
WHERE ARE YOU
WE'RE ON A BOAT
WITH THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE
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Fading.From.Reality* 1 decade ago
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BUT I'M AFRAID I'M NOT THAT MAN
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