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I was in class and a boy was sitting beside me Boy: You have

I was in class and a boy was sitting beside me
Boy: You have tons of spots
Me : You have loads of freckles
Boy: Don't talk about my freckles
Me: Don't talk about my spots
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MissKatiePayne

posted August 8, 2013 at 1:15pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, payback

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