Love Quote #6875201
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Best friend- You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.

Best friend- You're a special kind of stupid aren't you.
Me- D: but..buttt. I only poked myself in the eye with a pen.
Best friend- 5 times. And you demonstrated how it happened.

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Soldierbyheart

posted September 2, 2013 at 12:16pm UTC tagged with love, funny, lol, bestfriend, stupid, special

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