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Me: Mind=BlownBrother: I think a nuke went off on my mind.Me:

Me: Mind=Blown
Brother: I think a nuke went off on my mind.
Me: I didn't have a mind to start with.

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posted March 22, 2014 at 9:12am UTC tagged with mind, brothers, funny

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