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Don't you hate when you p⚪⚪p a ti/rd halfway out of your

Don't you hate when you p⚪⚪p a
ti/rd halfway out of your but/t &
you're in front of the mirror
pretending you
have a small tail
and it breaks off out
of nowhere??

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Steve 9 years ago

It's worse the second time it happens. You just have to shake your head because you didn't learn your lesson the first time.

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