Me: *sees Britney
Spears quotes at the top quotes* Me: Oh God no. Witty I have officially lost faith
in you. Me: *sees John Green quotes on the next page* Me: I'M SORRY, WITTY, I LOVE YOU
» Confidence is a must,
cockiness is a plus, edginess is a rush, edges I like 'em
rough, a man with a midas touch, intoxicate me, i'm a lush,
stop you're making me blush, people are looking at us. . .
♥
ME: *mumbles the lyrics of Diamonds* GIRL I DON'T LIKE: *starts humming the
tune of Lights* CRUSH: *sings Ho Hey* CHEERLEADER: *enjoys tapping her feet to the beat
of Blow* TEACHER: Kids, let's settle- WHOLE CLASS: LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE. BUNCH OF 'HIPSTER' GUYS IN THE BACK: *raps
from Both of Us* TEACHER: Settle down, before I call the
principal! ME (still singing, only one): I wanna scream
and shout- CUTE GUY: Shut up. ME: Awkward...