Best Dang Quotes Today

Have you ever loved your idol so much that it feels like you're
the only fan who loves them and you'll do anything for them and you hope they'll do the same for you but then you realize there are a million other people who feel the same way and it makes you feel less important?

My single best talent:
Being friendly to people then avoiding them the rest of my life

Witty changed and there's not massive backlash?
THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

How do people

even do backflips

and stuff? I can't

even flip my

grilled cheese

without

messing up.



 

AH, YOU
DON'T
CARE.


 

When I was in preschool, I had this boyfriend [whom I had wrapped around my finger] and we used to kiss behind the bookshelf. Until my teacher caught us, and told me I wasn't allowed to talk to him.
At 4 years old... 
I can't even get a guy to look my way at 16, let alone kiss me behind the bookshelf.
I had game c;

Man, two days ago it was 95 degrees outside,
today it's 50. I'm just going to move to the North pole.
At least the weather is consistent there.

who came up with the phase cute as a button
like have you ever went up to a button and was like dang that cute