Me: I
think I'll go on a diet.
Me: -Eats half of the worlds
food supply.-
Me: I'm thinner already!
Me: -Eats half of the worlds
food supply.-
Me: I'm thinner already!
I kinda feel bad for diets, i mean, everyone's constantly
cheating on them.
Doctor: The more colourful your diet is, the healthier you will
be.
Me:*eats a bag of Skittles*
Me: Nailed it.
Me:*eats a bag of Skittles*
Me: Nailed it.
"Why aren't you on a diet? "
"Because I like to eat. Is that such a crime? "
"Because I like to eat. Is that such a crime? "
[flops on floor]
why can't my diet understand me?
Im gonna lose weight. Im gonna exercise everyday. Im gonna go on
a diet and stick to it.........is that cake?
Diet plan :
make all of my friends cupcakes; the
fatter
they get the thinner i look .
