mom:
did you eat all the donuts?
me: no.
mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
me: that's crystal meth.
me: no.
mom: i can see the powdered sugar all over your pants.
me: that's crystal meth.
So, the Boston police
made Dunkin Donuts stay open
during the lockdown. That's when you know you're in Boston.
during the lockdown. That's when you know you're in Boston.
Person:
In Boston, we only care about three things: sports, politics, and
revenge
Me: Dunkin Donuts should be in there somewhere
Me: Dunkin Donuts should be in there somewhere
Eating a bagel and wishing it was a donut....
Is it just me that feels that way sometimes??
Is it just me that feels that way sometimes??
You're insecure.
donut what for.
you're turning lettuce heads
when you walk through the door.
don't knead makeup
taco verr up.
lima bean the way that you are
is enough.
everyone else eating cheese can
see it.
everyone else but you.
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE
LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR
FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS
I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO.
ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.
Bucket List #19
Steal a donut truck. Get in a high speed chase with police. Watch police chase down the donut truck.
Steal a donut truck. Get in a high speed chase with police. Watch police chase down the donut truck.
when a cop asks "do you know why I
pulled you over?"
it's never a good idea to respond with
"because my tires look like donuts?"
it's never a good idea to respond with
"because my tires look like donuts?"
