Best Ewww Quotes This Year

Just curious..... When do you go back to school? I'm back the 27th of august.
Meeting/seeing someone attractive that goes to your school and ending up having a crush on them, but then weeks later finding out they smoke.
Biggest turn off. Aha.
 
-yes I knew this persons name before I had a crush on them.

Should I be worried that my house smells like cat biscuits while my stepmum is cooking?

Save Me Tonight                             

  Chapter: Nine

 
Well anyway, we're in Perrie's flat which is down the hall from the boy's. I watch Perrie take out her Avenger's key from her bag and open the door.
"Dude I want your key." Saige laughs walking into the flat and dropping all her bags on the floor. 
I do the same and make my way to Perrie's cabinets where I can hopefully find some sugar. I FOUND A CHOCOLATE BAR. BOO YEAH. CHOCOLATE. OH YEAH.
"CHOCOLATE!" I yell doing a little happy dance, don't judge me.
"I WANT SOME." Saige yells and runs over to where I got it and finds another bar.
"CHOCOLATE!" Saige yells doing a similar dance.
Mine was better.
"THAT IS MY CHOCOLATE YOU WH*RES!" Perrie screams at us from the couch.
"HAHAHA. THERE IS NO MORE CHOCOLATE FOR YOU SL*T." I snicker at her while making my way to the couch with my half eaten chocolate bar. 
Saige follows close behind me and we plop our butts on the couch across from Perrie and watch her shoot us glares as we finish our chocolate bar. 
"That was so good chocolate." I smile.
"THE BEST." Saige adds.
"I hate you both." Perrie says getting up heading towards the tv.
"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE US." Saige and I yell. 
Me and Saige watch Perrie put "The Princess Diaries" in the player, while we make faces at her when she is not looking.
"Okay we're not actually going to watch this are we?"
"Probably not, except for randomly quoting lines." Perrie laughs.
"What are we going to do?" Saige asks us confused.
"Talk." I say.
"About…?"
"Your relationship." Perrie answers.

Author's Note:

Hey guys ! Yeah sorry about not writing for a month, and that this chapter is seriously messed up. BUT HEY IT'S SOMETHING. Yeah. Haha. Well. Bye. 
 



"Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it."
WTF

 
 
Am I the only one who thinks twerking should be banned from existence?
Unable to eat diarrhea 

Unable to eat, diarrhea 

COMMAS

USE THEM 
Last day of school for me!
Hello Exams!
That moment I suddenly find out my new friend is desperate enough to touch a stranger sexually ... There goes that one ... e.e
In a few minutes
I have to out my iPod
And laptop away...

I don't wanna do normal school work
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