It's
funny how if
you
get
an A
on a test, your grade goes up like
2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down
like the Titanic.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?
Me: Where is Ed Sheeran's Grammy?
Yes, teacher, I
could've done my homework last night. I also could have
murdered your family last night. Let's be okay with the fact
I did neither.
dear crush, your nickname
i gave you is homework because im not doing you but i should be
And then there's the
we-haven't-spoken-in-8-months-but-I-need-the-math-homework text
kind of shame
we-haven't-spoken-in-8-months-but-I-need-the-math-homework text
kind of shame
