Best Marry Quotes This Year


marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

Did you know
That chocolate produces the same hormone
you feel when you're in love like guys I can
fawking marry chocolate now (Just go with it)

 
       Dear Math,
                        Please marry the calculator, it would solve all your problems.
the scary part about dating is you're either
going to marry or break up with that person




 
Vents About Witty LIFE #3
 
The people who try to preach no s e x before marriage. Like how are you suppose to marry someone and not know what they are like in bed? What if they are awful.... Just me?
 

WhatIf
the person >> you end up marrying in this life
is the {person} you
married    in    all    your    past    lives    &
will marry in your future lives,

///because
no matter what, you always find eachother.


 

If you ever buy me beanies, sweaters, or candy corn I will love you forever and there is no denying it I will marry you



I would datyoshard,
then marry the sh*t out of you.

 




     I'll marry you ,

            you just don't know it yet.












Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together 
and we'd probably fullck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
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