I wish there
was
a medicine
that could cure ugliness and
unpopularity.
Here, take this medicine
so
that you can die in a completely
different way.
-Prescription drug commercials
Me: *develops allergic reaction to allergy medicine*
I think it has become
obvious that medicine
companies have no idea
what fruit tastes like.
Dear grape medicine,
You should be ashamed for saying you taste grapes. You taste nothing like grapes.
Sincerely, a sick girl who is dissappointed that her medicine tastes nothing like grapes
Laughing is the best medicine. But laughing for no reason,
you need medicine.
“To have somone hold you could be the greatest medicine of all.”
- Melina Marchetta, Looking For Alibrandi
