Best Pls Quotes Ever

okay, if i lived in america or somewhere else where there are heaps of Wittians, i would absolutely organize for a massive group of us to go out for coffee/see movies/go shopping once a week and we'd be in a massive group and look super cool and no one would know that we're actually a bunch of people from the internet who hardly ever leave their bedrooms.

Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite
 
I may not know what
the fox says but i know what my follow button says it says "push me, and then just touch me, until i get my satisfaction" you heard that follow button you do what it says

please
You know what's the worst thing on earth? Being the third wheel, I have been the third wheel all my life and I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE BYE 
Guys, we're getting tons of new members.
One problem though.
They probably think Witty is deserted, because the top quotes have like, 80 faves.
We need to fix this, fave more of the quotes. Don't be lazy, DO IT
When I first came to this website, I was shocked at how there were 400 faves on a top quote EACH DAY.
It made me want to stay here. I'm getting worried because people think that WE'RE ALL ABANDONING WITTY
when really we're here (most of us) and we just aren't faving quotes.
We need to start now. I will too. 

Maybe we can all comment ideas on how to get Witty more popular?
i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling
  
                                                            if somebody dates me i’ll sign it off as community service hours
                                 





i literally wanna lie on the floor
and not think for a good month or two



 
There are so many people on this site with online depression test results on their profiles and it makes me feel very {ugh?!???!??}. Please, please, you guys, I BEG of you people, DO NOT take the online depression tests. It gives you WRONG results. Do not believe all that bullsh-t. There is NOTHING wrong with you. Believing it will only make you feel worse. If you want to know if you're depressed or having any disorder, get a proper diagnosis, from a REAL doctor! Not some pathetic quiz on the internet. Seriously. Nothing it says are true. You are not having an extreme disorder.
Please. Stop. Feeding. Yourself. Lies.




I want a friend with benefits
(dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)



 
People You Might Like
  • Steve
  • E*
  • Dudu*
  • mariah_love1369
  • *Freedom*
  • halfempty
  • Skimrande
Newest Wittians
  • completeassignment
  • dsfgds
  • lloyd37
  • kennabee
  • uluruayersrocktours
  • wcralabama
  • loldot