Me: *aggresively procrastinates for three hours
on something that could have been finished in a half hour*
The 5 steps to
procrastination
1.)
Nevermind, I'll tell you later.
Nevermind, I'll tell you later.
Me: *procrastinating on Witty*
Parents: Can you please--
Me: Are you serious? Do you even know how much homework I have? I'm stressing over so much. Don't make me do it, really. I need to get this homework done.
Parents: Can you please--
Me: Are you serious? Do you even know how much homework I have? I'm stressing over so much. Don't make me do it, really. I need to get this homework done.
I'm not even
procrastinating my work anymore, I'm just not doing
it.
Me: Mom, I'm hungry.
Mom: Hi, Hungry, I'm--
Me: No. Just no. Stop.
Me: okay, I need to get all this homework done, my grades are
gonna drop really fast if I don't.
Me: *gets home*
Me: *sets up laptop for music*
Me: okay, homework.
Stomach: *dying whale noises*
Me: Maybe I deserve a snack.
Me: NO snacks will make me fat.
Me: But I'm hungry.
Me: I will be thin!
Me: *inner turmoil*
Me: OO cookies!
Me: *3 cookies later* DAMNIT! Bad Gia!
Me: GO RUN! NOW!
Me: But... Witty.. and homework....
Me: *very disappointed in myself*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *makes quote*
Me: God, this is so cliche...
Me: ahhh sweet procrastination
Me: *remembers homework* F//ck.
Me: *gets home*
Me: *sets up laptop for music*
Me: okay, homework.
Stomach: *dying whale noises*
Me: Maybe I deserve a snack.
Me: NO snacks will make me fat.
Me: But I'm hungry.
Me: I will be thin!
Me: *inner turmoil*
Me: OO cookies!
Me: *3 cookies later* DAMNIT! Bad Gia!
Me: GO RUN! NOW!
Me: But... Witty.. and homework....
Me: *very disappointed in myself*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *makes quote*
Me: God, this is so cliche...
Me: ahhh sweet procrastination
Me: *remembers homework* F//ck.
*Me going to bed*
Me: if I go to bed now, I'll get 7 hours 37 minutes and 52 seconds of sleep
Me: 51 seconds
Me: 50 seconds
Me: 49 seconds
Me: WOAH how did I get my laptop up here with me?
Me: well i guess I have to go on witty
Me: and facebook
Me: and tumblr
Me: and twitter
Me: and pinterest
Me: we might as well look at the news
Me: dude what am I thinking, I never check the news. *puts laptop down*
Me: sh/t. its been like two hours, now I'll only get 5 hours of sleep, better fall asleep NOW. no distractions
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I wonder what would happen if I just became a completely different person tomorrow and I was really outgoing and fun and everyone loved me. I mean, I could change the world. It just takes one person to make a difference. That could be me. I COULD CHANGE THE WORLD. LOOK OUT WORLD. HERE I COME!
Me:
Me: loljk.
Me: okay, i'm gonna fall asleep now.
Me: any minute now
Me: awesome, I'm almost asleep
Me:
Me:
Me:
*suddenly needs to pee, remembers the 582935 tons of homework I have to do, and that I have to go to school early tomorrow*
Me: -_-
Me: i'm done.
