Toofunny Quotes

Cool story bro. want to hear mine?
It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a f*ck. The end.

Me: Mom I think you may need anger mangment classes
Mom: You need annoying people classes
Classic Witty moment Right There...

Studying
Studyin
Studyi
Study
Stud
Stu
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Se
Ser
Seri
Serio
Seriou
Serious
Seriousl
Seriously
Seriously?

When you walk into a spiderweb and suddenly
become a karate master