Reasons to be nice to someone:
-Why do you need a reason? Just be nice to people, my God.
-Why do you need a reason? Just be nice to people, my God.
God created the world in 7 days
well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal
OMG 12-year-olds are so
weird and annoying. God, do they even know anything? They are way too young to be on Witty.
~ 13-year-olds
People are like music. Some speak the truth,
while others are just noise.
while others are just noise.
A friend of
mine
asked me
if
I'm going to her wedding. I
said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.
I like when Google answers
my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions.
I’m getting a fu.cking divorce.
- my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno
I hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure
wreck that feels bad
about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.
about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.
I wonder what it feels like
right before you jump off the edge,
knowing your life is going to end.
I'd
fight a bear for you. Not a
grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a
panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those
bit/ches for you. ♥
