OmegleTalk

Status: April 20th 2013, One Direction concert<3 I've had literally enough of trying to please certain people.
Joined: September 30, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 332656
Location: One Directions tour bus bathroom
Gender: F

OmegleTalk's Favorite Quotes

Fight the dead. Fear the living.



me: siri, tell me a joke.
siri: *turns on front-facing camera*

My sister just stormed into my room and said
"I JUST GOT MY PERIOD SO IF YOU AS MUCH AS WALK INTO THE SAME ROOM AS ME WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DI.CK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOG"
and left.



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*:・゚✧Cute as a button, every single one of you.*:・゚✧



 

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
 Please fave this if you're not an old man.

I don't believe in a God. If he exists, why does he give some people good and some bad? If he exists, why is there so much suffering? If he exists, why doesn't he help? My parents told me I should believe. I said there was no proof.  They said he cares and loves for me. I said there was no proof. They said he gives and never takes. I said he takes our lives. They said he knows my heart and ways. I said that just plain creepy.
I really miss the OLD witty.
Im just going to take a second and tell you guys some stuff i really hate and miss..
First: I hate the fact that everyone on here are so young and all you guys care about are 
favorites, like honestly, its not all about all about followers and faves. You should gain followers
by your quotes and who you are not "follow for follows". Its not all about getting to the top page.
If people like your quotes and your profile, and who you are, they'll follow you!!
Second: I hate that they're all the same exact quotes. I mean i get that youre going to see a few
same quotes,but try to come up with different quotes! Odds are people wil be more likely to 
fave thoughs then one you copy and pasted! Be original(:
Third: I hate seeing the ammounts of hate. Now dont get me wrong, i still see so many nice 
people on here,but sometimes ill go on and see hate comments on peoples pages from others
saying for them to like kill themselves. Like its really not nesassary. By one word you say
could put an end to someones life. Choose your words carefully. I mean i know witty used to 
have hate,but ive never ever seen it this bad.Im sorry but its honestly ridiculous.
Fourth: People, stop posting your tumblrs EVERYWHERE. This isnt twitter, or spam.com.

Sorry if you dont like my opinon,but serouisly.
I had to make this quote.
If One Direction were in the Hunger Games:

*Le Cannon*
Zayn: Dang, Niall! I told you not to eat those berries!
Liam: Zayn! I see Harry and Louis! Let's kill them!!
Harry: In case we die, I just want you to know I love your fat a//!!
Louis: I LOVE YOU TOO HAROLD! *hugs him tightly and cries*
Zayn: Liam! Stop the twitcam and run!!
Liam: Bye guys! Let's get #LiamRun trending world wide!!
Zayn: Is that a table!?
Liam: Stahp it Zayn! We have to win this!!
Zayn: I. HAVE. TO. BREAK. THE. TABLE!!!!
partially mine. follow for a follow! :)


This quote does not exist.
What One Direction sings in the shower:
Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere!
Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it!
Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah!
Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!!
follow for a follow. <3