RunWithScissorz

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Joined: February 16, 2013
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user id: 350462
Gender: F

RunWithScissorz's Favorite Quotes

"Stop being over dramatic," they say.
"I don't know what you mean." I say as I descend from the ceiling surrounded by mist.
287 1 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
funny

"Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea!"
So wait, are you suggesting that I am such a boy repellent that the only species I have a chance with is fish?? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
 
294 3 kristabff kristabff
funny




we were watching a movie in school and
there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing anf my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breath amd whispered, "hot wheels".



 
298 3 yourcool yourcool
funny
My sister literally has a list of guys who like her.
My sister is told she is gorgeous everyday.
My sister has plans to hang out with people almost everyday.

Where did I go wrong?
283 13 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
funny
So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Me: Uh.
Little girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's.. fun too.



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harrypotter
Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't know which one to pick! I hate my life.
Me: Two guys made eye contact with me in the past three years. Which one should I have a super secret crush on?
269 0 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
joke


Science teacher: Okay, put your hand on something cold that's around you.
Everyone: *Puts hands on the desk*
Me: *Puts hand on heart*

 
266 1 lovecrazy lovecrazy
datassdoe
Fake awkward: Oh my gosh hey! I'm awkward! *cute little giggle* No! Oh my gosh! I'm so cute, I'm awkward! Wow, awkwardness is so cute!
Real awkward: Hopefully they aren't looking at me. Please don't talk to me. Why is everyone staring at me? Am I dressed right? What's wrong with me? Is there something on my face? Wait, is someone walking towards me? *starts shaking* Did I do something wrong? Please don't try to talk to me.
280 6 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
true





          Me: *posts funny quote*
     12 seconds later
          Quote: *0 faves*
          Me: YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND COMEDY





285 6 CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
witty



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I hate it when I lose things at school
                                                                                    such as pens, pencils and ambition.   
 

292 3 BravoSierra BravoSierra
school
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