Yush_its_HarHAR

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How to annoy your Parents.

1.) Follow them around the house everywhere.
2.) Moo when they say your name.
3.) Pretend you have amnesia.
4.) Say everything backwards.
5.) Run into walls.
6.) Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7.) Go into their room at 4 am and say "Good morning sunshine!"
8.) Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
9.) Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
10.) Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11.) In public yell "No MoM I WiLL NoT SnOg YoU!"
12.) Talk to a pen (Ex: Oh you write so nicely! Yes, yes you do!)
13.) Switch the light button on and off for a while then yell "Oh, I get it!"
14.)Try to climb the wall.
15.) Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
16.) Eat your hair.
17.) At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18.) When you take a shower yell "I'm Drowning! I'm Drowning!
19.) Tap on their door all night saying "Help me Baby Jesus!!"
20.) Take to the commercial guy on the T.V about your problems.


Teehee

Here I am.

With all my imperfections.

With all my hopes.

With all my dreams.

With all my hurts.

With all my fears.

With all my scars.

With all my tears.

With all my lies

With all my failings.

With all my broken dreams.

With all my smiles.

With all my love.

With all my hate.

With all my reasons.

With all my heart.

Love me, or hate me.

But accept me how I am. 

 You look like barbie on cracckkk.

Who do you like
-No one

Yup. I believe that just about as much as I believe that I own a kangaroo named Skippy who lives in my backyard that hops me to school and has a stash of skinny jeans hidden in his pouch.
♥


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