horsegirl99

Status: My current obsession: Piercings
Joined: April 3, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 30
user id: 289104
Location: 1D's hotel room :)
Gender: F

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hey!

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Hey. My name is Emily.

You can call me em or emi.

I have a few frinds that are

like sisters, follow them!

Water307, ameliacomer, 

Chocolate_Luver. 

I have an obsession with One Direction.

Harry is my favorite!

I have scoliosis. I might be needing a brace.... 

Feel free to talk to me about anything!

I'm here 4 ya:) Oh yeah, and I ride horses too. :)

Twitter: emilystyles94 
Instagram: emilystyles99


 

 





































 

horsegirl99's Favorite Quotes







'ARE YOU CALLIN ME A LIAR?!'
"I ain't callin you a truther!''




 
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Sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful
Harlem Shakes sound good. Where can I get one?
it is the year 1800
a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
she thinks trousers are really cool
she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
"oh god what are you doing" everyone says
"trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
"it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
"she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
"she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says

it is the year 2000
"i can't believe that there was a time when
they didn't think it was ok for woman to
wear pants!" everyone says

it is the year 2020
a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
he thinks skirts are really cool
he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
the mum makes the boy a skirt
"oh god what are you doing" everyone says
"skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
"it will make him gay" everyone says
"he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
"he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says

it is the year 2300
"i can't believe there was a time when
people didn't think it was ok for a boy
to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says

it is the year 2500
"i can't believe that people used to be
judged and restricted by the clothes
they wore and the gender society told
them they were," everyone says, "we
have much bigger issues to worry
about and what clothes someone
chooses to wear is really the least
of our problems."

 

that one celebrity where you can't decide if you want to kiss them, marry them, be their child, be their parent or just be them because they are that awesome.
 
If you're ever late for class or school, here are some excuses.
1) I was just really, really early for tomorrow
2) We can't all be Usain Bolt
3) In this day and age, we shouldn't use labels like "late"
4) I had PE first period. Do you really blame me?
5) My brother thought that it'd be hilarious to drop me off outside the prison gates
6) You can't tell me how to live my life
7) #YOLO
8) My legs fell off and I had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
9) There was a freak yachting accident
10) Do you even read these?
11) "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop."
12) I spent my entire night writing Tom Daley fanfiction
13) My father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago. Do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight?
14) Sarah Palin and I got in a twitter war and I couldn't let her win
15) Traffic jammy jammy jam
16) How can we go to school when Tom Daley
17) My sim was having an emotional breakdown and I needed to be there for her
18) I was sticking it to the man
19) I spent my entire night worrying if I would ever get a boyfriend
20) My meth lab caught on fire
21) My bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
22) I was sad
23) It was a nice day, so I walked leisurely
24) 2 kool 4 skool
25) I had to stop, collaborate, and listen
26) I tried
27) A haiku about my lateness:
late late late late late
late late late late late late late
late late late late late
28) I was fashionably late
29) I was caught in a flash mob
30) I didn't choose the late life, the late life chose me


my science teacher: with the internet, i have all of the human knowledge at my fingertips, all the discoveries and every single bit of knowledge ever known by mankind, and i use it to look at funny pictures of cats.



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once i saw a guy at WalMart that

looked like Morgan Freeman
and he saw he staring at him and pointed at me and said "I'M NOT
MORGAN FREEMAN"

 




 
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