kristabff

Status: everyone is so cute i love humans
Joined: December 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 342595
Location: America or something idk who cares when you live on the internet right
Gender: F
 
the cold never bothered me anyway.
when i ask you how you are, you can say how you really feel. i care.

   
 

Quotes by kristabff


I was going to make a s.l.u.t joke but then i realized s.l.u.t jokes are w.h.o.reable, h.o.e well.
 
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funny

my computer is hotter than my appearance and cooler than my soul
 
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help

You can't really judge a person
based on the way they type because for me i will be typing regularly and then sUDDENLY I'LL BREAK OUT INTO SHORTENED SENTENCES N WORDZ AND I'LL START TALKING BOUT HOW IM 2 SWAG 4 U AND IT'S ALL IRONIC BUT I GUESS ITS PART OF MY PERSONALITY IDK LOLZ DO U GET ME OR ??
 
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true

So a character from my book
that i loved and conncected with just died because he commited suicide and i don't know what to do with myself anymore i've literally been sitting in shock for 20 minutes i just.. i understand the pain of heartbreak now i think??
 
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true

Me: drops pandoras box and releases all evils of the world
Zeus: OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THE WORLD IS OVER NOW OMFGG- oh no wait hahahah sorry i thought you dropped the thun thun thun but instead you just dropped the box that contained all the evils of the world lol sorry for the scare ok bye
 
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funny

Me: drops pandoras box and releases all evils of the world
Me: dont worry guys i got this, here let me get my milkshakes you never know what gender these evils may be ok
 
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funny








this quote
is in memory of a lovely and inspirational wittian named jimmy365. she was and still is my favorite wittian ever. ever since i joined witty she's brought an amazing vibe to witty. i'm so sad that she hasn't logged in since last month, i really hope she'll come back. but until then, we miss you jimmy365. you make witty a wonderful place with your amazing quotes and personality.

 



 

 
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cute

Kik: The only place where you don't want the "D"
 
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lol

Next time I choose a new 
computer I'll be like, "yes, this one is just my type"
 
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lol

what do you mean 'i stayed on my computer in the living room all day' isn't an inside joke??
 
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funny
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