kristabff

Status: everyone is so cute i love humans
Joined: December 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 342595
Location: America or something idk who cares when you live on the internet right
Gender: F
 
the cold never bothered me anyway.
when i ask you how you are, you can say how you really feel. i care.

   
 

Quotes by kristabff


Me: plays a role on disney channel
Fake audience: refuses to laugh
 

Mom: You're always on that computer, go outside and be active! Go take a run or something? 
Me: okay
Me: ~finds nearest cliff~ ~takes a running leap off the edge~
 

Witty next year: remember when people got favorites on their quotes ahh good times
 

What if the fancy plates and
silverware we use is only called 'china' because china built cameras in them and is spying on us from the cameras oh
 

Once upon a time there were 3
girls named Ariana Rachael and Krista. Ariana was in love with Logan Lerman, Rachael was in love with Alex Turner and Krista was in love with Dan Howell
one day they all died because they did the co.n.dom challenge and the co.n.dom got stuck in their nose and they couldn't breathe the end
 

Person on Facebook: LMS for a TBH! xx
Me: I am whatever I am, only God can judge me now
 

Does anyone else start crying
because they realize they aren't British and don't have any excuse to spell with a 'u' like in the word 'favourite' and you can't call your mom 'mum' and your life just sucks because bRITISHNESS EXISTS AND YOU'RE NOT BRITISH WHAT IS THIS WHY AM I AMERICAN WHY
 

Do you ever have it when you're
listening to a song that's either really sad or emotional in some sort of way and you imagine either yourself or a really pretty girl wearing sexy clothes with tons of makeup and wild hair and put them in a 'music video' in your head and they like dramatically walk slowly in their whole getup like is that just me or
 

"I can't live without wifi lol"
said a girl named Krista. Yesterday, her wifi got cut out for a couple hours. Unfortunantly she has passed away, but we found this note left on her bed:

Dear everyone i love,
It's been half an hour since the wifi has gone. Wifi and i had a very very strong connection, and now it just died. Just like that. I never thought i would ever live to experience such a catastrophic death in a relationship. I really thought there were sparks between Wifi and I, but i guess it was just the static electricity between my computer charger and the outlet. I feel my world closing in.. there aren't many breaths left inside of me.. i've never felt so deprived before... i guess this is it...
oh yeah and i left a billion dollars in the ca-
 

poop jokes just crap me up