10ReasonsGayMarriageIsWrong.
1.
Being gay is not natural. Real
Ameicans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses,
polyester, and air conditining.
2.Gay marriage will encourage
people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people
will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will
open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even
wish to marry their dogs because they have a legal standing and
can sign a marriage contract.
4.Straight marriage has been
around for a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still
property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still
illegal.
5.Straight marriage will be less
beaningful if gay marriage we allowed; the sanctity of Britney
Spears' 55-hour-just-for-fun marriage would be
destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid
because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples,
and elderly people should not be allowed to marry because our
orphanages aren't full yet and we need more
children.
7. Obviously gay parents will
raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight
children.
8.Gay marriage is not supported by
religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion
are imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one
religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed
without a male and female role model at home. That's why we as a
society expressly forbid single parents to raise
children.
10. Gay marriage will change the
foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy,
or longer life spaans.