Quotes added on Saturday, June 1 2013


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If i were a murderer i would be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to a undisclosed location and i'd ask them what they smell and they would say, "OMG like ocean and babies and fun!" and i would rip off their blind folds and it would be a pile of the bodies of my previous victims.

storms
make trees
take deeper
roots.
-dolly parton

 

all that
we are
is the
result of
what we
have
thought.
-buddha
Therapy...
             is about every kids worst nightmare
                                    when people are teling you
                                                            that you need to get help.
                                                                             But all you really want is a
                                                                                                                   HUG
Person: pfff im not crying there's just something in my eye
Me: yeah... tears.
WAKE UP EVERYDAY,
STRONGER THAN YESTERDAY,
FACE YOUR FEARS,
AND WIPE YOUR TEARS.
            







                          
                                                     freind: OMG! my boyfriend bought me this amazing diamond necklace and told me he loves me!!

me: ...sometimes old people say hi to me











 
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Normal people putting on socks: Puts one sock on, put shoes on, put the other sock on then the other shoe and gets on with their day as per a normal human being
Me putting on socks: Puts on one sock, put on other sock, *starts skating around on floor and wins a gold medal in the olmpics for figure skating*

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