Quotes added on Monday, July 28 2014

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i miss the vampire diaries..
Brightvampierqueen is freakin awesome. She is the best person ever to talk to hit her up on chat. I love her quotes. She has a good personality,she's funny,and creative.
I don't think a boy could ever love a wittian girl
I mean I'm one

I'm sitting here in my Snuggie
eating an elephant size of food
with my two cats on my feet
daydreaming about a perfect day
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like seriously, winter? 
STORY TIME
So my ex boyfriend dumped me for my best friend,
who everyone in the school secretly hated but him & I.
She broke the girl code & dated him after I dated him( like seriously? )
Anyways- I had a best friend who had moved from my school the year before.
She came back to visit & the girl who is dating my ex says:
" LEL " & " KEWL " like a noob.
So my best friend went:
" What does lel even mean? Laughing extremely loud? "

( keep in mind my best friend doesn't speak english as a first language so this was 10x funnier getting showed up by a non-english speaker ) 

 

   Imagine...
              Losing your luggage on tour. The boys and I had just arrived in Florida, only to realize that the airlines lost my luggage and only my luggage. We checked with the airline and due to timing we had them send my luggage directly to our next stop, once it was recovered. We were only in Florida for three days but I only had one set of clothes. Luckily I was taught to always pack extra underwear in my carry-on, incase something like this happened. The first day I wore my leggings and tshirt that I had traveled in, but the second day we were going to walk around a bit, explore. It was much too hot for me to wear leggings. That morning Harry asked, "Babe, I wish I had something for you to wear." I thought a moment then said, "I have an idea, I'll be right back." Then I got up and went down the hall to Niall's room. I knocked on the door, he answered. I walked in and asked, "Can I borrow one of your bro tanks, singlets, tank tops, whatever you call them?" He shrugged, "Sure, which one?" I asked, "Do you have your blue and white Havana one?" I nodded, "Yeah, I think so." Then he went to his suitcase, dug around a bit, then pulled it out and handed it to me. I took it and smiled, "Thanks, Ni." Then I went next door to Lou's room. Once she opened the door I asked, "Do you have a belt I could borrow?" She nodded, "What kind of belt are you looking for, sweetie?" I shrugged, "What do you have?" She led me over to a suitcase and showed me a small pack of belts, I grabbed a plain black one. "Thanks," I said as I left the room. Then I went back to mine and Harry's room, he was in the bathroom. I opened up his suitcase as I called out, "Hey H, I'm gonna borrow a pair of your underwear, okay?" He poked his head out, toothbrush in his mouth, "Alright..." I explained, "I'm gonna wear them as shorts." He shrugged and went back to brushing his teeth. I puth his boxers on as a pair of shorts, then I pulled Niall's tank top over my head, it covered Harry's underwear perfectly as a make-shift dress. Then I took the belt Lou lent to me, and fastened it around my midriff to make the shirt/dress fit a bit better. Harry came out of the bathroom as I was lacing up my shoes, "Wow, babe," he said as he pulled a shirt over his head, "You make this work. It's creative." I smiled, "Thanks" I said as I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth and get ready to go. The rest of the day we walked around a bit, just sightseeing and enjoying the Florida sun. Then later that afternoon I checked twitter. All the fans were talking about how I was wearing Niall's shirt and of course, they were freaking out. To calm any rumors I simply tweeted, "I'm wearing Niall's shirt today because they lost my luggage and I won't be getting it back until South Carolina!" Then a few minutes later, just to mess with the fans a bit, I tweeted, "I'm wearing Harry's underwear as shorts too ;)".

By the way guys, this is not meant to be dirty! 
 

Anybody can wine and dine, but it takes courage to truly Shine.-RVM


One day I'm probably just going to be too lazy to breathe and die.

 



My name is Alyssa & i lie to cover the bruises
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