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Teacher: Don't go running threw the halls like One Direction

Teacher: Don't go running threw the halls like One Direction is at the end.
Me: *Looks at friend*
Friend: *Looks at me*
Me: *Laughs*
Teacher: I just learned who that was today.
Everybody: *Laughs*

True story.

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sillyspiders29

posted September 7, 2012 at 7:56pm UTC tagged with funny

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