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When I wake up in the morning, I have this awful taste in my

When I wake up in the morning, I have this awful taste in my mouth.
It tastes like something crawled in my mouth and died. 
And when I drink water, it makes it worse.
Like multiple things died in my mouth.
So, I'm off to get some lemonade.
Once I down the whole glass, I have a mixture of taste.
It tastes like something died in my mouth, mixed with a tang.
So, I have come to this conclusion.
I have to suffer the taste until I brush my teeth.

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2 Comments

ImNotNormal 1 decade ago
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I think we're twins....
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Blue_Rose 1 decade ago
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Haha!
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Blue_Rose

posted February 9, 2013 at 9:36pm UTC tagged with funny, water, teeth, mouth, died, lemonade, brush, awful, taste

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