Best Bands Quotes This Week

If Liam wasn't sent home the first time...
If Zayn gave up at boot camp...
If Niall had gotten a "no" from Katy Perry...
If Harry decided to wait a year...
If Louis was too scared to be rejected...

There would be no One Direction.

Scary thought. We are so lucky. 
Follow for a follow.
Call me anything you want.
emo
crazy
weird
freak
loud
dumb
stupid
creepy
idiotic
moronic
annoying
I don't care.
But don't you dare
call me 'just another fan'
The 3 types of fangirls

The crazy one : "Guys I found Kellin's address, lets go!"

The emotional one : "Omg I'm so proud of you, I love you so much."

The perverted one : "Mmm Andy those pants are so tight take them off already.."


Imagine if school was like this:



English: Writing biographies about the band. 

Math: How to multiply band members.

Science: How to clone band members.

Gym: How to get to the barrier at concerts.

Art: How to make fan art and signs for concerts.

Geography: How to find band members' houses.

History: About the band members' past years. 




 




I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes,

but sh/t, it was 99 cents.



 

What if every band had the word gays in it?
Sleeping with gays, Green gays, All Time gays, One Direction, Forever the gays, My gay Romance...

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
In a world like this,
you need headphones
.

♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

Dad: What are you listening to? It's very loud.

Me: Asking Alexandria. 

Dad: Asking Alexandria what?

Dad: What you're listening to?

Dad: How would she know? 

Me: No, Dad. It's a band.

Dad: That's a very unusual name. 

Me:

Dad:

Me:

Dad:

Justin Bieber:

Kellin Quinn:

One Direction:

Drake:

Lil Wayne:

Obama:

My cat:


Dad: So, did she answer them?

Dad: Since they're asking her?

Dad: Wait, what are they asking her?

Me:

Dad:

Me:


Dad: I'm confused.....

Me: No, you're retarded.

Dad: 
 
Sometimes the people who are thousand of miles away from you
can make you feel better than the ones right beside you.
I wish I could type my mood into my ipod
and it would make a playlist for me.
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