Best Chivalry Quotes This Year


*In English talking about chivalry*

Teacher:
Most people would say chivalry is dead
Kid: What is chivalry?
Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street?
Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her
Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself!
Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend
Everyone: *Dies of laughter*





--Rules of a Gentleman--
Give her your jacket when she's cold.






--Rules of a Gentleman--
Never lie to her; she'll always find out.






--Rules of a Gentleman--
Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug me”.






--Rules of a Gentleman--
Never force her to do anything.




CHIVALRY is about respecting women.
It separates the MEN from the BOYS. 
Chivalry isn't dead,
It's in a coma,
but we're thinking of switching off life support.



Havyou evewished


That you were born in a different generation?

A simpler generation?

When boys opened doors and pulled out chairs?

And maybe, just maybe relationships were about more than the phsyical things?

A simpler generation?



Ionly.
 






--Rules of a Gentleman--
If you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her.






--Rules of a Gentleman--
Comfort her when she's scared.


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