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I have a tube of Mini Eggs
Looks like I'm gonna have to hide them in the underwear draw
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Iwannacookie2304
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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Towitty4you
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Exercise
Ex....er....cise
Eggs... are... sides
For Bacon.
Bacon.
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Evil_Baby
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“Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.”
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Holly_Bungalow
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens a.s.s. and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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Raynniee
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go away.
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