Harry Potter is a lot funnier when you change the word 'wand' to
'willy'.
'Your willy, Lucius. I require your willy.'
'I...'
Malfoy glanced sideways at his wife. She was staring straight ahead, quite as pale as he was, her long, blonde hair hanging down her back, but beneath the table her slim fingers closed briefly on his wrist. At her touch. Malfoy put his hand into his robes, withdrew a willy and passed it along to Voldemort, who held it up in front of his red eyes, examining it closely.
'What is it?'
'Elm, my Lord,' whispered Malfoy.
'And the core?'
'Dragon- dragon heartstring.'
'Good,' said Voldemort. He drew out his own willy and compared the lengths.
Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement; for a fraction of a second, it seemed he expected to receive Voldemort's willy in exchange of his own. The gesture was not missed by Voldemort, whos eyes widened maliciously.
'Give you my willy, Lucius? MY willy?'
'Your willy, Lucius. I require your willy.'
'I...'
Malfoy glanced sideways at his wife. She was staring straight ahead, quite as pale as he was, her long, blonde hair hanging down her back, but beneath the table her slim fingers closed briefly on his wrist. At her touch. Malfoy put his hand into his robes, withdrew a willy and passed it along to Voldemort, who held it up in front of his red eyes, examining it closely.
'What is it?'
'Elm, my Lord,' whispered Malfoy.
'And the core?'
'Dragon- dragon heartstring.'
'Good,' said Voldemort. He drew out his own willy and compared the lengths.
Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement; for a fraction of a second, it seemed he expected to receive Voldemort's willy in exchange of his own. The gesture was not missed by Voldemort, whos eyes widened maliciously.
'Give you my willy, Lucius? MY willy?'
Harry Potter: Hey I'm going to get my nose pierced, wanna come?
Lord Voldemort: sorry I can't.
Lord Voldemort: I'm having dinner with my parents.
Harry Potter:
Lord Voldemort:
Harry Potter:
Lord Voldemort:
Harry Potter: YOU WIN THIS TIME
Rob Pattinson stop trying to look cool.
We all know you were in Hufflepuff.
Bucket List #6
Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.
Steal someone's diary. Write, "Hello, my name is Tom Riddle" in it.
I was "the kid" who
got in trouble for
Reading
past my
bedtime
Nobody likes Harry Potter more than ABC Family
It's Halloween? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Christmas? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Columbus Day? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Friday? Harry Potter Weekend!
lllll So Raise Your Glass lllll
if you are
Ron
in all the right Blaise
all my underdogs
we will Neville be
Neville be
anything but loud
and nitty Ginny
dirty little mudbloods
won't you come on and come on
and raise your cat
just come on and come on and
raise your rat
slam slam oh hot damn
what part of Pavarti
don't you understand
wish you Wood just freak out
can't stop coming in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
it's so Won-Won right now
Barty crashers
Muggle snatchers
call me up if you're a Fangirl
don't be Pansy
just get dancy
why so Sirius?
