Irony Quotes


Apparently if a bird poops on you it means good luck.

But it stained my best shirt!



PLAYGROUND RULES: No one likes a tattletale
                                                                                             Remarkably similar yes?
PRISON-YARD RULES: Snitches get stitches 


A poem:

98 degrees outside. 

I'm drowning in my own
sweat 

I wants poptarts 
  
             -unknown possibly Karkat Vantas 
Dont hate the playa 
hate the game, son



Don't you love how they spend all of middle school
telling you to not do drugs
and then they spend all of high school
giving you surveys asking how often you do drugs


 
Yuki: what
kind of
Low life
goes around
stealing leeks?!



"Fruits Basket"
Format by Breeze
i just freakin love irony.

Types of Situational Irony:
- A police officer gets arrested
- A fire station burns down
- A tow truck gets towed
- Donald Trump getting fired
- You get hit by an abulance 
- A Mdconald's employee eating at Burger King


 
Irony(n.)—
drawing trees on paper.



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