Oooohh
Crashing through the snow
With a pair of broken knees
Who knows why I'm out there
I'm probably going to freeze
My fingers are now numb
This whole song is really dumb
Let me say a few words
Before I go and die.
Bumbumbum
The Red Skins suck, and that is true
They probably eat glue
Josh would really hurt me bad
If heeeeee knew
Yeah!
But I don't care
He has milt in his hair
From having sexual intercourse with a bear
Thus, his opinion really does matter
Dashing through the snow
On
a pair of broken skis
Over the hills I go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead I wake up in the hospital
With stitches on my head
911, 911, please take me away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an ambulance all day!
Pull out my electric guitar, turn the gain all of the way up, and
play Jingle Bells as a heavy metal song with my friend screaming
the vocals. Because I'm completely sane.
In
the middle
ofsummer... Normal people: listening to
Macklemore, the Biebz, 1D, Bruno Mars, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake,
whatever's in. Me: jamming to
my Christmas playlist. After all, it's almost Christmas (in six
months, but we're close).