Best Jinglebells Quotes This Week

Oooohh
Crashing through the snow
With a pair of broken knees
Who knows why I'm out there
I'm probably going to freeze
My fingers are now numb
This whole song is really dumb
Let me say a few words
Before I go and die.
Bumbumbum

The Red Skins suck, and that is true
They probably eat glue
Josh would really hurt me bad
If heeeeee knew
Yeah!
But I don't care
He has milt in his hair
From having sexual intercourse with a bear
Thus, his opinion really does matter
*To the tune of Jingle Bells*

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the hills I go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead

I wake up in the hospital
With stitches on my head
911, 911, please take me away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an ambulance all day!


nmq
Today I got bored and decided to...:

Pull out my electric guitar, turn the gain all of the way up, and play Jingle Bells as a heavy metal song with my friend screaming the vocals. Because I'm completely sane.




In the middle of summer...
Normal people: listening to Macklemore, the Biebz, 1D, Bruno Mars, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, whatever's in.
Me: jamming to my Christmas playlist. After all, it's almost Christmas (in six months, but we're close).
http://www.funny-games.biz/cartoon/jingle_bells_reversed.html

I just died. This is SO creepy!
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