I love my profile picture.
Its so manly. :')
My English teacher: Yes, I'm pregnant. I am in my second
trimester.
Girl in my class: Wait, so is today, like, the first day you're, like, coming out?
Me: Oh my gods, she is pregnant, not gay!
Girl in my class: Wait, so is today, like, the first day you're, like, coming out?
Me: Oh my gods, she is pregnant, not gay!
Wake up with determination.
Go to bed with satisfaction.
