Best Myfriends Quotes This Week

Dear parents, 

that have banned their children from watching/reading/playing

harry potter,
percy jackson,
lord of the rings,
call of duty,
skyrim,

assassin's creed,
doctor who,
supernatural,
game of thrones,
and
sherlock,



that's your choice as a parent,
 
-but just know-



your child now has

 

nothing


to contribute at lunch table converstations








 





it's gotten to the point where

where we don't even send texts to each other.
we just send emojis


James: My name is Bond,James Bond
Friend: My name is Please,B.tch Please
Me: My name is Yeah,F.ck Yeah


 
So our school has coronations/chocolates you can give to your valentine
Conversation today with my friends
My friend: I think I'm just going to send myself chocolates
Me: Well why not? Just because we're single doesn't mean we don't deserve chocolates
My friend: Maybe I will buy 4 so I could be like glen coco and they could be like 4 for you Glen Coco and none for Gretchen Wieners
Me: Laughing so hard




Me: I'm ready for this day to be over.
Friend: Why?! Its valentine day!
Friend: Oh its because your single huh?
Friend: And today is just everyone shoving that fact down your throat
Friend: Its okay to be single, really
Friend: I mean you should get used to it, you're probably going to be single for the rest of your life
Me: ..... I just wanted school to be over.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:

Friend: Oh....



My bestfriend everyone.
Today I told my friend that is you poke someone's belly button for 3 seconds its considered r@pe.
For the next hour she tried to poke my belly button.

I don't know how I should feel that my friend was so eager to try to r@pe me.
you broke her heart
you broke her
you broke
you
are the worst person I've ever known
and you go by everyday
pretending that nothing happened
how cruel could you be




.....

Some of the most comforting words in the universe are, "me too." That moment when you find out that your struggle is also someone else's struggle, that you are not alone, and that others have been down the same road.
 
 



.....





 
I bracing myself for the onslaught of

DRAMA

I set fire to the grass.
Watch it burn as I touch your elbow!
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