Best Never Quotes This Month


How to murder someone: 

                                 tell them you love them
                                      and never
talk to them again...

 
380 6 ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
love






 
am i the only one whose never seen a pizza delivery girl
 




 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5


333 11 jimmy365 jimmy365
weird
Never trust anyone who
puts noses on their smiley faces
312 12 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
smile

Should I start going outside more
or do you think that would throw off the balance of the universe
237 1 kristabff kristabff
funny
I never run with scissors.









Those last two words were unnecessary.
221 4 CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
never
So we grew up believing that no one would ever
_____________________

FALL IN LOVE
_____________________

with us
To This Day - Poem by Shane Koyczan
205 5 Jahyvie Jahyvie
love
One time I tried socializing,
never again.
 
183 0 Eli22b Eli22b
relatable







                                 I have NEVER actually seen a yellow duck..

185 18 Jillianxxx Jillianxxx
quote

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad 
175 7 happiest* happiest*
funny

*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*
169 0 happiest* happiest*
game
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