Best Offensive Quotes This Week




YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE...?
...i find it funny

THAT'S WHY I'M HAPPIER THAN YOU.





literally 99.9% of the things i want
to say on a daily basis are offensive



 
How to never offend anyone:
Never have an opinion on anything
Im sorry if I've offended anyone
or upset anyone on here
with my rude opinions
but that's just who I am
The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress

A source close to the couple says Rihanna knew something was up when Brown came home with another woman's lipstick on his knuckles
It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
I have a really really offensive
sense of humor, like it's kinda
f.ucked up. However, I'm pretty
respectful. I try not to post super
offending jokes on here, and I 
only go far if I know the person 
has the same sense of humor.
With that being said, I find it really
f.ucked up that there are people
that will basically label you horrible 
things because you find certain 
things funny when they "shouldn't"
be. Like, I'm my own person, I 
can't help what I find funny. Don't
try to bend my personality to fit yours.
I understand why someone wouldn't
find jokes about _____ funny, but I
don't call them horrible things and say
they should die. Have the same courtesy.
Not everyone is like you, not everyone
has the same opinions, not everyone
feels the same way.
It's diversity, learn to live with it. 

I generally have no feelings towards,
well anything really, so I really can't
be bothered to tip-toe around sensitive 
subjects I don't care about to avoid
butthurt, and finding it funny does not
make me a horrible person. 

Oh, I'm sorry if having anything you don't offends you.
Talent isn't handed to people who won't use it right.
You are not entitled to never being offended get the f/ck over yourself



                                                                 
                                                              when I say I dont like bacon.  
 
 

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