Best Punk Quotes This Month






          Me: Who here likes Green Day?!
          People: When is that?
          Me: Who here likes Emily's Army?!
          People: Who's Emily?
          Me: Who here likes My Chemical Romance?!
          People: No one cares about your love life, Charlie.
          Me: Who here likes Muse?!
          People: The Greek Godesses?
          Me: Who here likes Panic! at the Disco?!
          People: Do people still disco?
          Me: Who here likes Black Veil Brides?!
          People: Why do I care about goth people getting married?
          Me: Who here likes Sum 41?!
          People: Ew I hate math.






Tell me more about how I'm 'emo' for listening to Greenday and Fallout Boy and Journey.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'redneck' for listening to Brad Paisley and Tim McGraw and Toby Keith.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'freak' for listening to Coldplay and The Plain White T's and Paramore.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'follower' for listening to anything contemporary.
Tell me more about how I'm a 'nerd' for listening to orchestra and symphony.

Tell me more about how listening to rock is going to bust my eardrums as well as my speakers.
Tell me more about how the music I listen to has anything to do with how I act.

And please, for the love of all that is holy please tell me why listening to anything you don't is so bad.

These bands have made me the way I am, why am I judged for it?





          Fan: What's punk?
          Billie Joe Armstrong: *kicks over trash can*
          Billie Joe Armstrong: That's punk.
          Fan: *kicks over trash can*
          Fan: That's punk?
          Billie Joe Armstrong; No, that's trendy.





police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
Remember 2003 when the most popular music was Punk and
Pop Punk and all the cool kids listened to it?
And now it's ten year later and punk is considered "emo crap"
and the "good stuff" is Lil Wayne and One Direction?
no mom I can’t make my bed I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad a.ss rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich





          Your music taste is sexy





Today I was spending my freeblock with my friend Max.
He asked to listen to the music on my ipod and I can listen to his.
So I did.
He was going through and said "What is this music?"
I said "it's punk rock."
He said "It's sounds emo. Are you emo, Charlie?" and laughed.
I said "Man, punk is good music."
He kept laughing. "Do you wear eyeliner and cry yourself to sleep? Do you cut yourself?"
All I said was "Why would you assume that from the music I listen to?"
He said "pull up your sleeve or I'll call you a cutter."
So I pulled up my right sleeve and he said "Nope.  Left one too. Are you hiding something, Charlie?"
He was clearly joking around but then quickly pulled up my left sleeve and you could still see my scars from when I cut.
Clearly.
Then it got awkward.
So I just took my ipod back and went to the weight room.
Why did this happen again?
me: WANNA SEE HOW PUNK I AM???
me: *punches a wall*
me: drive me to the hospital


Too punk for math, not punk enough or meth
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