Best Ruined Quotes This Year

Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
Sometimes I worry that you've ruined me forever. But, then I remember
I was ruined long before you, and maybe I just want to pin the blame one someone a little less ruined and a little less sad.

Having "feelings" is ruining my reputation of being a heartless b*tch
Billy Mays, the old OxiClean guy died 4 years ago. 
Feel old yet?
Dear Father,


You might have RUINED my past.
&

SCREWED UP my
 
present,






But I
won't let you
TOUCH my
future.


 
If Barbie was an actual woman,
she would be
5’9” tall
have a 39” bust
an 18” waist
33” hips
& a size 3 shoe.
Barbie calls this a
“full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
quick shout out to pitch perfect for absolutely butchering my favorite song you go glen coco now go home and stop.
My childhood got ruined. Woo...-.- I can never look at some movies and shows the same...
I can't recognize the dreams anymore.
Are they even mine? I can't tell from all the dirt. People are rude. Stepping all over them in their filthy shoes. I didn't enjoy witnessing that. Now show me where my dreams are and clean them for me! After all, you're the one who lost and dirtied them.
My life has been ruined by
fictional characters in books... I want the life they have..
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