Best Sofa Quotes Ever


 

Are you a sofa?
 Because you are
SOFAcking annoying.

 
 

8 0 Hussel_ Hussel_
funny
we can stay forever young
living on my sofa, drinking rum and cola
underneath the rising sun

8 1 musicure musicure
love
If you have not jumped from sofa to sofa pretending that the floor is lava then you have never had a childhood...
2 0 DaisyJay DaisyJay
lava
If you've never jumped from one sofa to the other to avoid lava, you've never been a child.
1 0 crystella268 crystella268
lava
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