kaylenmckenzie97

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                                                      Friend: i think my cat is allergic to cats
                                                      Me: that sounds pretty CATASTROPHIC
                                                      Friend: i hope you get arrested for that

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Me: *laughs*
Parents : what's so funny
Parents : what's going on
Parents : who are u taling
Parents : can i see what's the joke
Parents : what are u trying to hide from us
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Moment of panic


When you notice that there's gramatical mistake in your qoute

it turns into shame when someone tells you that there's a mistake in the qoute

It starts pis.sing you off when everyone starts to teach you grammar
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Kanye West is the Kanye Best.

Better than the Kanye Rest.

This is no Kanye Jest.

We are all Kanye Blessed.

I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.


Why is this even happening?


You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.




 Follow me. :) 


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OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED. 
 
~me texting my crush~

crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
 

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That feeling of
awesomeness
when you prove
your teacher
wrong.
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lol

Imagine reading a book of
all the lies you have told.
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There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
— John von Neumann
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