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Piglet:

"How do you spell love?"

Pooh:

"I don't spell it,

I feel it"

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I dare you

My night...


Go on Witty. Watch TV. Witty. Pee.Witty. Watch 6 episodes of How I Met Your Mother on Netflix. While on Witty. Friend calls. Listen to her talk about her boyfriend whle on Witty. Go to the bathroom and cry about life. Go on Witty. Feel a little better. Skype. Find out that crush likes your best friend. Cry. Witty. Happy again.
Moral: 

 
Witty makes everything better.

Thanks<3


 

❀           ✾   My fake plants died
 ✿               ❀          because I forgot to
✾           ✿pretend to water them 

Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Alladin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarazan walked around without his clothes on.
A stranger kissed Snow White and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out to go to a party.

You can't blame us.
We were taught to rebel at a young age.
 

Rice is great 
if your really hungry
and you want to eat 2000 of something
 

You have brains

in your head.

You have feet 

in your shoes.

You can steer

yourself in any

direction you

CHOOSE!
-Dr. Suess