tarzan

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Joined: October 4, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 372705
Gender: M

                                                                                                  lol, this is a waste site.

tarzan's Favorite Quotes


Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on
268 1 happiest* happiest*
school



            i've been missing you so bad and you
                                    >>                                don't seem to care


 
37 0 Chris* Chris*
sleepingwithsirens

"Your lips are like wine
& I want to get drunk. "
41 0 bye* bye*
love
wittyxxgirlxx format do not remove
She was Hannah Montana when 
Bush was president
Thanks Obama.
 
84 3 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
love

The only thing that's worse than stepping 
on a lego
is attempting to drink from a cup while lying down
74 0 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
love
I'm the type of person who:
Can be hurt a million times by a person
But would still be worried about them constantly
And would be more than willing to make ammends.
44 13 * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
ugh


Catch a shooting star,
put it in your pocket;
Save it for a rainy day

7 0 Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
lovely


 

when you type the name of my school into google images the first result is my german teacher riding a tricycle i’ve never laughed so hard in my LIFE i’m gonna need a ventilator







 

38 4 CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
funny
When you meet an old friend and promise to hang out soon, it never happens.
37 0 Baseballisme Baseballisme
asdf

Knock Knock.
Who's there?

Jewish.
Jewish who?

Don't Jewish that Hi.tler was hot like me

121 5 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
funny