tumbletime77
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my name is mia ! im 13 years and i blow out the candles on september 29,1998. my favorite thing is witty! my biggest goal is to stop kony ! so go watch the video on youtube ! also i love cats & i have a pet rat ! my favorite animal overall though is a sloth, a frog, zebra, or turtle... !i have 3 brothers.. one is adopted and has downsydrome. i love him so much <3. i have a rare disease called uveitis.. with no cure! so rase awareness and enjoy my profile !
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any of us could have
walked past each
other at any moment in our
lives
and not
have known
it
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What if we woke
up,
As a
baby, and our WHOLE life
Had
been a dream...
♥
you've fallen really hard for a
guy who doesn't feel the
same way
China is winning the olympics, is because they made all the equipment...
I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
Me: no,your other chin
Nmq
**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.
“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
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Me: What witty?
Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to Juanita*
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
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Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
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Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
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Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
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Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
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Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
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Me: shh that never happened
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Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:
