Me: Call my boyfriend.
Siri: Are you
pregnant?
Me: Siri,
just call my boyfriend.
Siri:
We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can
take care of everything.
Me: Siri.
Siri:
Me:
Siri:
Me:
Siri:
He doesn't need to know a thing. It can be
like it never happened.
Poof.