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Person: I like your jacket Me: forgets what I'm wearing

Person: I like your jacket
Me: *forgets what I'm wearing*

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posted April 4, 2013 at 3:58pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, thatsme

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Word order is important. ''I f.cking love you'' and ''I love f.cking you'' could not be more different.
LATELY I FOUND MYSELF THINKING Been dreaming about you a lot And up in my head I'm your boyfriend, But that's one thing you've already got He drives to school every morning While I walk alone in the rain He'd kill me without any warning if he took a look in my brain

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