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Me and My Mom Me: wearing too large pants Mom: Those pants

Me and My Mom

Me: *wearing too large pants*
Mom: Those pants are huge!
Me: *holds out jeans*
Me: I'm Caitlin and I lost 82lbs with eDiets!

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posted May 1, 2013 at 10:31pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true, televisionlies

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