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Police: I'm happy to say that you're off the hook! You

Police: I'm happy to say that you're off the hook! You don't need the house arrest anymore, you are FREE TO SOCIALIZE OUTSIDE!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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kristabff

posted June 21, 2013 at 4:13pm UTC tagged with funny, cute, lol, idk, stupid, mine, lame, outsidehousearrest

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